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Thursday 5 April 2012

Panama..

Apologies for the length of time between posts, i've been pretty busy, shit happens.. regularly. 


This one was quite necessary, before a 16 hour shift this one had to make an appearance. 


As far as i remember, it did naught but hurt me, but also amuse at the same time.


It was strangely a lot wider than it seems.


Like the Panama canal, pushing this one out was like squeezing a very large vessel through a very tight passage. 
It left me winking, (and i'm not talking about my face...) quite painful on the whole, but reasonably speedy. 


Easy to wipe, but painful, the ordeal had the same affect on my sphincter as throwing an Xbox 360 down the stairs... Red Ring of Death. However, this is considerably less costly.


Bristol Stool chart rating; Type 1,2 and 3. Across the board.


Personal rating; the size and variety made this one amuse me greatly. 8 out of 10.


22/3/12

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