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Thursday, 5 April 2012

Splash Damage.

I remember nothing of this one, but the picture paints a thousand words, i know for a fact that this one probably ruined my day.






A spray after something that resembled the monstrosity that is caused by hitting a tomato with a tennis racket. Chunks everywhere, and a messy racket. 


Wiping was more than an effort, well versed in this routine, it was similar to brown sauce, making a mess, and forcing me into the shower. 


Stool chart rating; Type 5, with the consistent spray of 7.


Personal rating; 2, Very tired with all these messy happenings.


Happy wiping. 23/3/12

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