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Friday, 4 May 2012

Good things come to those who wait...

I'm pretty certain it's not healthy to contain such a demon for this long, this became a three day stint of shitting abstinence. 


Well overdue, this one was welcomed, like a new baby, i would of appreciated a card congratulating me, but apparently they don't sell cards welcoming shits into the world, which is understandable, the demand would be ridiculous and the Amazon would be long gone by now. One the positive side we'd probably recycle more...


This thing felt like a brick, in all aspects, it was heavy, dense, and wide, so very wide. It took some extreme pushing, "You ever seen a horse blink its eye?" Yeah, crowning, hell, i deserved a card for this one.


Wiping, what wiping, this thing was drier than the Sahara, as bland as a Channel 5 afternoon drama, as painful as watching back to back adverts about starving kids in Africa...



Looks like a freakin' rhino's armour!

Bristol rating; 3

Personal rating; 6, well overdue, i needed this deuce, it hurt, but it was probably worth it. 

9/4/12.

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