Im basically pissing out of my ass right now. I mean it, this very second!
It stinks. It's splashing back, i mean, i'm probably covered in my own shit right now.
The burning has just kicked in. My sphincter may be on fire right now!
Feels like Vietnam in a toilet bowl. Except i don't live the smell of this napalm in the morning, (or ever).
...Pause for wiping...
Surely the picture says it all. I don't wanna talk about it any more..
Smell - 9
Type - 5/6
Wipe - Not as bad as i expected, hurt though. 5 out of 10.
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