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Wednesday, 14 March 2012

A little coffee goes a long way...

Well, a quick slurp of Starbucks frappucino moves things along nicely during the day, seriously, 2 sips and I was clenchin' like Mike Tyson.

So, 2 days went past, and nothin' much happened, wasn't complaining, until the first sip of that sugary ice cold coffee goodness.

At first it felt like it could have been explosive, but it was deceptively slow, walking up the stairs at work i could tell it would be a tacky blighter, but i knew i couldn't hold on to it for another 5 hours. #notworthit

My guess was right, quite tacky, but easy to squeeze out. My main concern was losing my nerve and tensing up, which in this situation, would have been a nightmare, truly. 

The smell was average to bad, not really too much of a problem, had a hearty vegetable detail after the initial kick. Wiping was also an average feat, it had potential to destroy me, but i think it was handled as well as possible.
Size...N/A (i think the picture does the work for me) 

Due to popular demand, and my keen interest to keep this blog as scientific as possible, or at least justify it...

A Bristol Stool Chart Rating of.... 3-4 (Appearance didn't match texture, thus the leeway) 
My personal rating, 7. Could of been better, wasn't really in the mood for it in all honesty. But a work poo is a paid poo nonetheless. 


Apologies for the poor image, it's incredibly difficult to get adequate lighting at such short notice.

Squatter out.

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