Stale Ale

A night on the ale can do terrible things to a man, this this was almost a prime example.


I'd like to just point out the addition of the Bristol Stool chart to the right >>>
Just so everyone knows what that part of the posts are about, and it's actually quite a renowned scientific tool, (Gillian McKeith eat your heart out).


This little challenge in my day wasn't desirable, it became obvious very quickly that this wasn't an average poop.

Looks basic enough, but it shot out, incredibly soft, felt slimy, all in all it was just a terrible experience. It wasn't too smelly, its only redeeming factor.


Wiping was a surprisingly easy task, which was pleasant, but i think it knew deep down i deserved that at least. After the ordeal of its texture.


Bristol Stool chart rating; 5-6. Pushing on closer to 6. 


My rating; 3 out of 10, about as unattractive as turds come. Nasty to deal with in every aspect.


This one pooped my party.. Total Buzzkill.