Give it a rest...

Quit it, seriously, just stop.


A real travesty among shits.


It stank before i even sat down to banish these demons. Completely out of order, it's just not ok for a crap to dominate a person like that. And it stank even worse when it came out, there was no "winning" here. 


It then continued for a long time, emanating throughout. Until it climaxed with me chucking paint at the wall for want of a better comparison, a total mess, and a lot of it.

See what i mean about them having little parties.

I even thought you deserved a close-up.

I know wiping was an issue, it generally is, but this clearly came with many strings attached, like pulling a girl, and waking up to find out she's not as hot as you thought, and she has a kid (or two), and she's riddled with STD's. The list goes on. So many issues, not enough time or toilet paper.

Bristol rating; Type 5, just.

Personal; It was a pretty epic dump, but I hated the smell, and texture, Poached eggs, topped off with scrambled eggs.

(04/04/12)