Greased Lightning...

From what I remember of this critter, it was all over very quickly, but it was quite beneficial to my day.

Having had a few pints the night before, it was only a matter of time before some gave way. A substantial amount, something worth talking about considering it was "Faster than the speed of love" (sneaky family guy reference).

Note the weaker members of the pack hiding in the depths.

Texture, at a push, (pun intended) I'd have to guess this was easy to wipe, looks pretty standard to me, as far as i'm aware it didn't smell until i left the room and came back 5 minutes later, during which time i think it may have been fermenting, perhaps it was starting it's own brewery, who knows what they get up to in their spare time, but it had a very hoppy smell to it.


Bristol Stool Chart rating; Appearance is deceptive, but i'd give it a 4.


Personal rating; 6 on size alone. Could of been higher, but i can barely remember doing it.


Party pooper...