Mudslides in places like the Philippines are dangerous... Sure! But they probably aren't as uncomfortable as what happened in my bowl this morning.
Being forced out of bed to make Mississippi mud pie is not a good start to the day.
Explosive. No real concept of nuggets. Imagine pouring eggs down the drain. The yolk is the only real comparison i can make to what came out.
Wiping was a feat of persistence.
The smell was potent, gagging and ferocious. Warning signs were needed for the next occupant.
For sheer relief, i'd give it a 7 out of 10.
If you stomach the picture. Well done. But you still have no idea how bad it truly was.
Squatter out.
Being forced out of bed to make Mississippi mud pie is not a good start to the day.
Explosive. No real concept of nuggets. Imagine pouring eggs down the drain. The yolk is the only real comparison i can make to what came out.
Wiping was a feat of persistence.
The smell was potent, gagging and ferocious. Warning signs were needed for the next occupant.
For sheer relief, i'd give it a 7 out of 10.
If you stomach the picture. Well done. But you still have no idea how bad it truly was.
Squatter out.
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