Lost and Found

This was a truly magical experience. I though all hope was gone for my chance to catch a rare glimpse of this rare beast, at first inspection it had disappeared like the chance of peace in Afghanistan. 

...But wait! 

Just as i was about to throw in the towel... it reappeared, fascinating!

Considering it was the second dump of the day i was quite surprised at its size, curling itself around the bottom of the bowl like a snake having a nap.

Texture, well, it was a slippery fella, not much character in that respect, but it made up for it with that cheeky personality, hiding from me and everything, little scamp!

Smell wasn't too lofty, lingered for a while, but not so bad i had to take action against it. Easy wipe, no smearing it up my back or anything.


Bristol stool chart rating; Type 4. No doubt about it.


Personal rating; i'd give it a 7. It wasn't much to talk about, but it had personality, and i think that's quite special!

Cheeky lil' scamp.

Squatter out.