Suffering with a hangover, i managed to struggle through the day thinking i was gonna blow at any moment, but when the time came, I pulled it off.
Extremely quick to move out, no flanking maneuvers for this one. Straight off the blocks it shot out, followed by some hilarious gas, which everyone loves.
The smell however, "summin' else!" Like sitting on a garage forecourt, at first it wreaked of petrol, then took a turn, (a nasty one) smelling distinctly like pure methane. Overall however, it did improve the course of my day. Relaxing my achey belly.
Reasonably simple to wipe, but had it's challenges, fortunately, work went all out and bought emergency toilet paper, none of the usual Office Depot recycled stuff, which is the same as wiping with sandpaper. And just as effective.
A poo at work is always going to score higher on the scale, because when it comes down to it... you're being paid to shit. Good times.
6 out of 10.
I hope you find the picture as funny as i did, i'm not sure how it developed a beak.
Squatter out.
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